I’m in the midst of writing something a little more analytical and even-keeled, but I need to indulge for a moment in what is mentioned in the very tagline of this site.

The aftermath of the PewDiePie tripe that we call ‘journalism’ put out by the Wall Street Journal has clearly created a schism, or exacerbated the one that already existed; I don’t know which and, frankly, I don’t care. I fully expected the whole debacle to be divisive and I had hoped that people would be able to see that the fact the WSJ hid their shitty article behind a fucking paywall as a means to not just generate view revenue but attempt to generate actual revenue, but the people defending this predatory bullshit that is a gnat’s dick length away from being propaganda is astounding. I also probably should have braced myself before sifting through YouTube comment pools since everyone knows they are straight cancer, but again, the level of mental fucking gymnastics and outright idiocy bordering on warranting a diagnosis to check for actual retardation is boiling my blood right now. No cute captions with random pot shots, none of what I usually do to make it entertaining; I’m actually pissed that these people are this dumb, so let’s go:

I didn’t include it this person’s avatar, but it’s Homestuck fan art and I fucking hate people who are Homestuck fans. They’re exactly the same kind of people that latched on to Undertale and made it virtual ebola; filling the void with shitty fan art, awful mash-ups and garbage threads squeeing over the ‘best character’ or ‘the cutest’ and other shit that really is typical of trash-tier otaku forums. These are the kind of shitty people that also glom onto social justice crusading tactics and ‘logic’ and are who the social justice crowd loves to get their hands on because they’re like a fucking Microsoft Word template; empty and looking for purpose, and are given purpose through predatory social justice tactics and beliefs.

More to the actual quote, threatened by a joke? Is this kid for real? ‘You don’t know that this person is a kid, Sahltines!’ Yes, I do, because only someone who has lived an incredibly sheltered life or is not at an age where they would’ve experienced some kind of real hardship would say this. Not only that, but the fact this random person is using the term ‘strawman’ unironically while using it completely incorrectly in an attempt to sound intelligent after using anger and intimidation tactics to appeal to emotions (a move used constantly by people when they know they have no argument), compounded with getting worked up over a joke that was deliberately taken out of context by the WSJ and one this person is adamantly refusing to put into context since she is making this comment on YouTube where the actual video Felix made is, then this person is a mental child, at the very least. Based on all this, I would call into question this person’s stated apparent ties to Jewish people, since people who crusade for social justice/political correctness this fucking hard generally have the biggest skeletons in their closet, providing they are indeed adults.

Worse yet is the ‘I thought you were better’/’Shame on you’. The one thing I hate more than shitty grammar and people being illogical is old lady-style finger wagging, even more so when it comes from someone who is clearly intellectually bankrupt and likely younger than I am. Parents, this is what happens when you decide to take all of the Vicodin in the world and not raise your kids. They turn into egotistical scum lords who will use vacuous ambiguities to try and lord themselves over others, even if the evidence is apparent and present that they are completely wrong, and they will double-down on this nonsense when they are outed as a dipshit. Fuck the cunt that wrote this.

I have a theory, and while I don’t have any objective evidence to back it up, I believe it to be true. I clipped the icon this user has to get this to fit without the text being criminally tiny, but it’s a picture of some anime character. My theory is that if your icon is an anime character you:

1. Are under eighteen years of age.
2. Have a ridiculous set of viewpoints and are incomprehensibly stupid.

There may be some feed-in from the first part of my theory into my second part since teenagers are generally stupid and have ridiculous viewpoints on anything and everything. Perhaps, like many of my other theories, some respectable (read: not a liberal arts college/university) will read into this and conduct some real studies to prove/disprove these ideas of mine; that’d certainly be neato.

It is my fondest wish that in the next ten years that people who use the ellipses incorrectly will receive some sort of jail time. ‘You always harp on this, Sahltines!’ Yeah, I do, because all fucking programs using a writing space auto correct the ellipses these days to make sure you only put three dots, and yet people fuck them up anyways some way. It’s like as soon as people hit the ‘period’ key more than once, their brain just spontaneously combusts. I also hope that the dictionaries convene and realize how fucking retarded it is for the word ‘literally’ to have the meaning of its antonym, and that anyone who uses it incorrectly will be subjected to capital punishment.

Everyone should be defending Felix’s joke because it was a joke, and the press took it deliberately out of context to push a fucking puke-chunk of a narrative. The people who are ‘angry’ about this are, without a doubt, invalid in their anger because the people who are angry are firmly in the social justice community, thus meaning they have to be angry at everything and anything that can be considered offensive or they will be cast out, or are people who are willfully ignoring the fact that Felix’s actual video where the Nazi shit comes from is on YouTube and thus in complete context of the actual joke. In short, if you are mad you are straight-up retarded and frankly a danger to society with how much you are willing to be dishonest.

PS: Antisemitic people don’t get comedically flabbergasted, almost bordering on horrified, when a website that says you can pay five dollars for it to read out anything you put into its text box actually holds up on its deal. Why? The reason is because this shit has never existed in this kind of capacity before. Go on, go find me a site from any time where this has happened or an event that has happened and the evidence to prove it exists that is not Fiverr. I’ll wait.

I love when people play the ‘I’ve been watching you’/’I’ve patroned your X for Y amount of time’ card. If you really gave a shit, you would’ve at least subbed, but you didn’t. Instead, you’re subbed to some content I would consider to be terrible; it’s not a slight against those creators or your taste, just that you’d think people would be able to click a button. And no, hon, you fucking scare me. In fact, you don’t just scare me, you scare all of us because you bought into a fucking article headline. You didn’t pay the money to read the article. You didn’t watch the video based on the article, you just read the headline. Hell, you probably only did that after your dipshit friends told you how pissed they were and then you got pissed because they were pissed, effectively proving the theory that friends will show friends solidarity, regardless if the first friend is being completely ridiculous.

In short, fuck you. Continue on not watching the content of this creator like you were doing before, despite your attempts at shaming and winning people to your side via fan disappointment, because lying is clearly all you’re good at.

Just so everyone knows, because it’s more evidence for my ‘icon theory’ I put above, this girl has a Pokemon icon; I wish I was making this up. She also is subbed to garbage like Folding Ideas and Riley J. Dennis, the first which is headed up by Dan Olson, who is a preachy cunt that was caught downloading a ton of CP not that long ago, and the latter who is a YouTube SJC that claims to be a ‘non-binary woman’ and spends time making videos telling people that if you don’t date ‘her’, you’re a misogynist/piece of trash/other ridiculous claims; if you’re scratching your head at how someone can be ‘non-binary’ and yet also claim to be a woman, you are having the appropriate response.

I pulled this one from Markiplier’s video titled ‘RESPECT’. Similar to his previous video regarding the drama channels, he’s made a well-intentioned but slightly confusing response to the PewDiePie news. While I love that Mark is always trying to be extremely positive and not step on any toes, it’s pretty apparent that what he’s aiming for is to tell people that this shit with Felix is garbage and nobody should believe it, yet he doesn’t because the dude knows his audience and his situation too well and that if he picks a side, there’s no going back, thus his serious videos always seem wish-washy. As a direct one-on-one with Mark: pick a side or abstain from commenting, man. Being a waffle on this stuff hurts everything, and everything includes you. I would prefer more honesty and transparency, especially considering how upset at this you seem and yet you seem to be tampering yourself to try to appeal to everyone, but what you do is your choice. Again, I think it’s doing less help than you intend it to and picking a side or outright staying silent would be smarter choices.

Also, since it involves the video’s content as well, respect is not the right word to be using. Mark’s video is trying to say that, even if we disagree, we should treat each other like decent human beings, yet he’s conflating that with the idea of respect. This is a problem because it assumes that people should simply give respect to ideas, opinions and people that have not demonstrated a reason to be respected. I’ve said this before when regarding other topics, but what we need to do is accept things like this. No, we don’t have to respect them and we don’t have to necessarily respect the people and do all the things that come with respecting a person, like being genial and supportive. We do, though, have a civic duty to not be cunts to everyone we don’t like or disagree with, hence we have to accept them. I’d also like to note that this idea is not the same as ‘tolerance’ because that word implies that the differences being ‘tolerated’ are indeed negative when many are not. It’s a shitty word and people why I stay the fuck away from people who preach ‘tolerance’ rather than ‘acceptance’.

Regarding the actual comment, I love the second line. ‘You can’t mandate how people react to hatred’? Excuse me, did you even crack a history book? That’s exactly how Russian and Oriental communism worked, you buffoon. Mao and Stalin straight up mandated how people were to react and if they wanted to react to hateful and tyrannical actions with outrage, they were killed. As for the ‘act like decent human beings’ line, please go eat the biggest dick. The fact that you are willing to dog-pile with the ‘fuck PewDiePie’ while not informing yourself of everything is more than enough proof I need to call you a flaming hypocrite. Practice what you’re preaching, you cock-stain.

The third line is even better. ‘Antisetic’? Are you so mad that you can’t even type properly? Also, to be a ‘racist’, you have to have prejudice against races. Being a Jew is an ethnicity, not a race. In fact, you could argue it’s not truly an ethnicity but simply a confusion between the  people who hail from the area surrounding Israel, once called Judea, that happen to be monotheistic, and their monotheistic belief system. I frankly wish that those who practice Judaism would’ve called the religious beliefs something different a long time ago to provide a clear line in the sand between the people of the region and the religion, but what are you going to do? In any case, the point is that the Jews are not a race and thus you cannot be racist against them.

For the end of the comment, you’d think that this girl would understand why the amount of people backing Felix heavily outnumber those condemning him, but instead of trying to find the answer, she simply says that it’s bullshit that people aren’t ‘denouncing his behavior’ because of all the ‘people who were hurt’ by the jokes. I said it already, but here it is for good measure: the people who are angry are the professionally outraged and those willfully ignorant of the situation. I have asked my own friends, many of whom are Jewish, if they are offended, and none of them are. I have seen online accounts on this very video and elsewhere from people who claim to be Jewish, something none of these people I’ve commented on have done, and are not offended. The only thing I am able to conclude is that, if swathes of Jews don’t give a shit, then the people who do are thus logically not Jewish and are likely part of a group of people who are being outraged on behalf of the Jewish people. The only groups of people who fit those criteria are social justice crusaders and people being willfully ignorant of all the information. If you think this is wrong, prove me wrong; the ball is in your court, like it always is with people on the extreme regressive left.

I have more, but I need to go find a meat locker to stand in because if I keep going, I’m going to go supernova.